Cynical Papa

Yesterday, our last customers at 8:45pm were what seemed to be three friends or businessmen-women. One man was shopping for souvenir sweatshirts for his three kids. As he was paying, he remembered his daughter's boyfriend and how he "should buy something for him". He picked up a shot glass, and one of the other people said something like: "Wow! A shot glass? Are you sure that's appropriate?" And he replied: "Are you kidding? He already got my daughter pregnant, so I'm sure this is perfectly appropriate." Then he added: "For Christmas, I gave him a pack of Trojans and said, 'oops, too late!'" Yikes.