1. Take it out on your spouse. It's just not worth it.
2. Drink coffee. The adrenaline in your body is greater or equal to at least 6 strong cups.
3. Do the dishes. Isn't that why people register for place settings for 12?
4. Grate cheese. You will inevitably grate the finger(s) that was just beginning to heal from the last time you shredded it.
5. Eat and work. The kids will make a game called "Name That Food Stain!"
6. Grade (if possible). You will turn into a gladiator, slashing through creatively wrong answers written in pretty, bubbly handwriting.
7. Run up the stairs. Trust me, you will fall on the banana you were saving for later.
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Hmmm....feeling busy? BTW, get a food processor. Grating is a thing of the past, so are the bloody fingers.
ReplyDeleteNumber 8...eat sugar! As in Easter candy!? Hope your birthday day isn't quite so busy and stressful! Love you, Mom
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